Private Pilot's Licence - Learn To Fly » Aviation Jokes http://www.privatepilotslicence.org Learn To Fly, Flying Lessons, Experience Flights, Light Aircraft, Aviation Training, Aerospace Careers, PPL, ATPL Wed, 23 Feb 2011 14:59:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Pilot? Lesbian? http://www.privatepilotslicence.org/aviation-jokes/pilot-lesbian/ http://www.privatepilotslicence.org/aviation-jokes/pilot-lesbian/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:19:30 +0000 admin http://www.privatepilotslicence.org/?p=100 An old Pilot sat down in a cafe and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.

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